Because of my hair I rarely, rarely get recognized, but I was in America, in L.A., a couple of weeks ago and I was in a lift in a department store and the doors opened and this woman stood there, looked at me and just went, “Khaleesi!” and then the doors closed! So that was mental and bizarre and rarely happens but when it does it’s normally on that kind of crazy scale.

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lavishness:

lupinely:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting



it got better.

lavishness:

lupinely:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

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it got better.

(via youre-a-winchester-sammy)

b00tiusmaximus:

never gonna whip my dick out near him.

(via beyoncevevo)

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

(via bloody-men-with-blue-eyes)

porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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showmerevenge:

can i have a slice of this cake please

Mashton - Cashton - Muke

showmerevenge:

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lukey

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a little payback i see

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#askmikey

imageimagei’m michael, michael is me, we are one 

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imageluke finally said it you’ll think but thenimagemaybe shutup will be our always

Cake - Mashton - Cashton

(via rejectingclifford)

deenzih:

they are evolving

deenzih:

they are evolving

(via jesuschristvevo)

wo-nderland:

do you ever get really impressed with how well u remember lyrics to songs from like 5 years ago

(via sweetlukey)


Out Of My Limit Movie Poster

Out Of My Limit Movie Poster

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sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

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foxywinchester:

i want my hat back more like the exact plot line of catws

(via youre-a-winchester-sammy)

bowtied:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

textsfromxavieracademy:

girlwithgoldeyes:

GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS

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PLOT TWIST:

THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”


PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY

HALP

this is my most reblogged text post

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hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that

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